Delirious and Kinda Cold

Soooo I had all these super-exciting-awesome-possum plans for Thursday, but I acquired something known as the common flu.... or some type of virus with flu-like symptoms. Thankfully, not the swine flu of course 8D. So I've kinda been in and out of consciousness these past few days and I've been really really weird. Dozing in and out of dreams, dreaming up weird stuff I don't remember, etc.

I can't even eat properly without my hand shaking 139823749837 mph fosho. D8

Besides that though, I've been feeling okay. As seen in my last conversation with mybfffffffff (because one forever is definitely not enough):
TOTALLY SCARED MYSELF LAST NIGHT
CUS MY FEVER KEPT RISING
AND I THOUGHT I EITHER HAD THE SWINE FLU
OR MY BRAIN WAS GONNA FRY UP
FROM RISING FEVERS
PSYCHED MYSELF OUT FOSHO
LOLOLOL
BUT THEN IWENT TO THE DOCTOR TODAY AND THE DOCTOR WAS BASICALLY LIKE
"LOL COMMON FLU-LIKE SYMPTOMS GO HOME"
AND.... SO NOW i'M HOME... GETTING HIGH OFF MY ASTHMA INHALERS
8D

(Note: Above is an abridged version of what has been happening these past few days.)

Yes, cool people always talk in CAPS. .... I had all these cool, profound things to say that would make me seem awesome and on drugs, but my brain just died. Must be the constant 99.5~100.4 fever I've been experiencing today. Oh well, when I get struck with more inspiration (or when I suck up more unnatural steroids from my ProAir HFA albuterol sulfate Inhalation Aerosol) I'll spout some SUPA COOL METAFORS. (Yes, I know it's spelled wrong.)

I'll leave you with the SUPA COOL METAFOR I gave my bfffffffff:
IT'S LIKE
A REALLY BAD GAME OF TELEPHONE
WHERE AS THE WORD TRANSFERS FROM EAR TO EAR
IT GETS LIKE MUTILATED
INTO THIS EVIL MUTANT WORD

(Note: This was on recent Dramuuuu that happened. It was all, like I said, a really bad game of telephone.)

DO U LIEK MAH METAFOR?